March 2012
Meeting One Direction...
How I want it to go
Me: Hey guys, can you sign this?
Zayn: Oh my gosh she's like an angel!
Harry: Where as she been all my life? She must be with us always!
Liam: I'm blinded by her beauty! Please, never leave our sight!
Louis: Will you marry us? We don't mind sharing someone as wonderful as you!
Niall: Quick, make all these people leave so we can spend some time with the wonderful creature! Never leave us, princess! We love you! Marry us! Marry us all!
How it will actually go
Me: Hey guys, can you sign this?
Zayn: PAUL! PAUL, QUICK! A BUFFALO GOT INTO THE BUILDING, I DON'T KNOW HOW JUST KILL IT!!!
Harry: That's a buffalo?! I thought it was like Big Foot or something! I think I'm gonna be sick!
Liam: *Puking in the corner*
Louis: Oh my GOD! What is THIS?! Paul, shoot it! QUICK!
Niall: You guys it's coming closer! What do I do, it's looking at me?! OH MY GOD IT'S GONNA EAT ME!!!
